Limey – A British Person – Lament – express regret or disappointment over something considered unsatisfactory, unreasonable, or unfair
As you know I only speak facts and not opinions so what you are about to read here has firstly never been reported and secondly ……… ……so I was strolling towards the Wuhan market and I met a man with seven wives and every wife had seven sacks, and every sack had seven bats, and…
Life as we know it, is a wheel within a wheel, never ending or beginning like a piece of orange peel, and if this makes no sense or has no rhyme or reason, and you don’t know an apiary is what you keep bees in, then you should quit while you’re behind and settle for…
America and New Zealand are, as far as I know, the only places where prescription medications are allowed to be advertised on TV. It’s been 21 years since the Food and Drug Administration permitted the advertising of prescription drugs on television. It was a dumb decision in 1997, and it’s even dumber now. For me…
The pressed ham and turkey con, or do I want to eat restructured meat? I visit deli’s from time to time for lunch, usually when I’m hungry, and that’s the issue, you don’t think straight when you really need to fill your stomach. No one questions the unthinkable things that they put in your sandwich,…
Warning – This Article Is Graphic and Contains Language Unsuitable For Most Americans. I am not an expert on toilet architecture, although I have some understanding, and I get that the US is supposed to be the land of freedom but I really think such large gaps in toilet stalls are a bit much. In…
The Problem As an avid hiker with dogs I venture into some pretty remote areas every weekend. Over the last few seasons I have noticed people bagging up their dog poop and leaving it in bushes, trees or simply on the trail. It’s like they are decorating a Christmas tree, with little blue bags of…
If you judge people solely by how they hold utensils, you’re a horrible person who nobody should be forced to endure. Table manners should focus on more relevant things. I don’t know who said this but I completely disagree. Many American’s simply don’t know how to use a knife and fork and have table manners…
Mr. McFeely our new office colleague has an annoying tendency to offer an outstretched hand every time he comes to the office. I wince every time. I don’t like this, one handshake when meeting for the first time is sufficient. I mean it’s such a pointless and antiquated tradition that idiots (humans) continue to practice…
1967 was a very good year for milk, it was the first time I actually remember drinking the stuff in vast quantities. We would always run out too, probably due to my gluttony and love of cereal. No need to go to the shop for more though, we would simply roll up a note and…
Only 68 days to go before that rag-tag crème puff children’s militia The Girl Scouts start selling their evil cookies again. Why is that you say? Well, Girl Scout cookies still contain Hydrogenated Palm Oil, sourced by deforesting vast areas of tropical rainforest, the home of the beloved Orangutang. Way to look after the planet…